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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

the-sofa:

shesingstheworldgoodbye:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

REBLOG. MEOW.

(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))

elmakias: . @jackalltimelow jump around, jump around , lit with a 580ex - http://prints.adamelmakias.com

elmakias:

. @jackalltimelow jump around, jump around , lit with a 580ex - http://prints.adamelmakias.com

spider-brat: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: sleeping-with-theveil: allyykatt:   I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied I am trans, so I must be a freak. Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. “Forever reblogg”. Wow this this is perfect wow I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore I’m overweight, so I must be fat I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner I like country music, so I must be a redneck I like pop music, so I must be a floozy I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot I’m Irish so I must be drunk I’m German so I must be hitler I love this. I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all I like Disney, so I must be a kid.  I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.  I’m a guy, so I must have a penis. The last one…I lost it.

spider-brat:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid. 

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 

I’m a guy, so I must have a penis.

The last one…I lost it.

  • Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
  • Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home:
hbuwhore: these are the vans I’ve been looking for omg

hbuwhore:

these are the vans I’ve been looking for omg

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

nanibou: I am actually going insane.

nanibou:

I am actually going insane.

captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect